Ive always wished that i had more fingers to accomodate my ring empire i started back when i was 15. Was always seen with the biggest ring and the smallest , most retarded fingers. you know, those that looked like they were meant for 5 year old rascals with Michelin tyre man body frames who chomp on Dunkin' Donuts every minute of the day, and still looking like the cutest kid on the block; fingers that werent meant to be seen on a 20 year old, sleep-deprived foodaholic 3rd yr student. NO.
sad but true.
and still i want more small retarded fingers. Because u gotta love em massive rings.
In my marbled-clad kitchen, im cooking a plate of aglio olio here, a lil intensed i must say, i tossed in some fresh basil and kalamata olives, a lil bit of coriander leaves for the sake of Thailand, just a dash of soy sauce, some beetroot juice for colour, heaps of jalapeno for some spicay spicay, couple pieces of cumquats (just so my grandma's happy her grandaughter's still chinese), a spoonful of raspberry compote enriched with blue cheese, some sauce anglaise to enrich, finished off with some russian caviar and truffle infused olive oil. Sounds yummy enough? That's a plate of Stiletto Joolz for you. Its a whole darn lot of messy fun. Only for those who truly believe in magnified jewellery.
Join me for lunch?
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